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The essence of naughtiness is that it is self-conscious rule breaking. It is about challenging the conventions, often with humor. It is wilful. Naughty people break only some of the rules some of the time.
When given strict rules at a social event, you:
a) Follow them precisely.
b) Follow most but bend a few.
c) Break some with a smile.
d) Ignore them completely.
If a sign says "Do Not Touch," you:
a) Obey without question.
b) Touch lightly when no one’s watching.
c) Touch and laugh about it.
d) Deliberately touch and tell others to do the same.
When playing a game with friends, you:
a) Stick to all the rules.
b) Bend minor rules for fun.
c) Change rules mid-game humorously.
d) Ignore the rules entirely.
If you’re in a quiet library and a friend whispers to you, you:
a) Whisper back quietly.
b) Whisper louder than allowed.
c) Talk in a normal voice.
d) Laugh and joke loudly.
When you see a “Keep Off the Grass” sign, you:
a) Walk around the grass.
b) Step on the edge playfully.
c) Walk across it while smiling.
d) Run across it.
If someone challenges you to break a minor rule, you:
a) Refuse immediately.
b) Consider it but decline.
c) Accept and do it humorously.
d) Do it eagerly and suggest more.
When you're at work and there are unspoken norms, you:
a) Follow all norms diligently.
b) Break a few norms subtly.
c) Challenge norms openly.
d) Ignore norms completely.
At a formal event, if you find the rules strict, you:
a) Adhere to them fully.
b) Bend some rules slightly.
c) Break a few rules humorously.
d) Flout the rules openly.
When faced with a sign saying “No Photography,” you:
a) Don’t take any pictures.
b) Take one discreetly.
c) Take several openly.
d) Pose for photos deliberately.
If you’re told not to eat in a certain area, you:
a) Avoid eating there.
b) Snack quietly.
c) Eat openly.
d) Host a picnic there.
When a store has a “No Samples” policy, you:
a) Respect it completely.
b) Sample when no one’s looking.
c) Sample and laugh.
d) Encourage others to sample too.
If there's a curfew, you:
a) Return home early.
b) Return just a bit late.
c) Come back noticeably late.
d) Ignore the curfew entirely.
When told to dress formally, you:
a) Dress appropriately.
b) Add one playful accessory.
c) Mix formal with casual humorously.
d) Dress casually.
If a sign says "No Loud Music," you:
a) Keep music off.
b) Play it softly.
c) Play it at medium volume.
d) Blast it.
When asked to stay silent during a presentation, you:
a) Stay completely silent.
b) Whisper occasionally.
c) Make humorous comments.
d) Talk freely.
At a buffet with a “One Plate Per Person” rule, you:
a) Take only one plate.
b) Take one but pile it high.
c) Take two plates discreetly.
d) Take as many plates as you want.
When you receive a prank opportunity, you:
a) Decline it.
b) Consider it but don’t act.
c) Play a light prank.
d) Go all out with the prank.
If you're supposed to follow a strict schedule, you:
a) Stick to it perfectly.
b) Be a few minutes off occasionally.
c) Change it for fun sometimes.
d) Ignore it and do as you please.
When you're in a “No Pets Allowed” area, you:
a) Leave pets at home.
b) Sneak a small pet in.
c) Bring a pet openly.
d) Encourage others to bring pets too.
If told not to use your phone, you:
a) Keep it off.
b) Check it discreetly.
c) Use it occasionally.
d) Use it openly.
When given an “Employees Only” sign, you:
a) Respect it.
b) Peek inside briefly.
c) Enter and explore.
d) Spend time there as if you belong.
If asked not to enter a restricted area, you:
a) Stay away.
b) Look from the edge.
c) Enter briefly.
d) Explore thoroughly.
When in a “No Talking” zone, you:
a) Remain silent.
b) Whisper occasionally.
c) Talk quietly.
d) Ignore and talk freely.
At a potluck where you’re supposed to bring food, you:
a) Always bring a dish.
b) Occasionally forget.
c) Rarely bring anything.
d) Never bring anything but take food.
If told not to touch artwork in a museum, you:
a) Follow the rule completely.
b) Touch lightly when unobserved.
c) Touch and make a joke.
d) Touch freely and take photos.
Assign points based on the choices:
A = 1 point
B = 2 points
C = 3 points
D = 4 points
Add up the points for all 25 questions to get your total score.
25-49: You rarely break rules and are generally well-behaved.
50-74: You occasionally bend rules playfully.
75-99: You often challenge rules with humor.
100-125: You frequently and wilfully break rules.